This is issued in public interest
Yes I did commit Hara-Kiri and got suckered into watching 2012, I really threw the book of excuses , but alas all in vain. Well since I did watch it, I feel compelled with a deep sense of "humanity" , which hitherto was well submerged deep inside my head somewhere behind the cells that control sadism and pure evil, but this experience has been an eye opener, and I intend to save others from the torture and horror of this offering fit for the unintelligent and nescient creatures that roam this earth
Since I am overwhelmed by my sense of "humanity" I will write a small brief for those of you who need further convincing(really?), Well I want to be honest it's really not going to be a brief , more close to a bashing, John Cusack, has more lives than a cross between a hydra and a cat, I think he'll give the legendary Rajnikant a run for his money, in fact I'm certain he would look at some and the stunts and go " Dude, this is impossible". This feature film basically comprises of a compilation of the works of a bunch special effects experts with a heavy tendency of coming up with destructive effects having a field day at the cost of a dumbfounded audience,which leads us to the sequence of events
1. Disaster
2. New scenery
3. New Disaster
4. Repeat steps 2 and 3 until the movie ends
And no I'm not joking with the above sequence, ask the director Roland Emmerich who's previous ground-breakers(quite literally) include 1000 b.c, The Day after Tomorrow, Godzilla and Independence Day (well what do you know, surprise surprise!!!!).
So lemme just say if you land up in a situation where someone's life depends on watching the movie, think about how much you really like the person, and then skip it!!!
Yes I did commit Hara-Kiri and got suckered into watching 2012, I really threw the book of excuses , but alas all in vain. Well since I did watch it, I feel compelled with a deep sense of "humanity" , which hitherto was well submerged deep inside my head somewhere behind the cells that control sadism and pure evil, but this experience has been an eye opener, and I intend to save others from the torture and horror of this offering fit for the unintelligent and nescient creatures that roam this earth
Since I am overwhelmed by my sense of "humanity" I will write a small brief for those of you who need further convincing(really?), Well I want to be honest it's really not going to be a brief , more close to a bashing, John Cusack, has more lives than a cross between a hydra and a cat, I think he'll give the legendary Rajnikant a run for his money, in fact I'm certain he would look at some and the stunts and go " Dude, this is impossible". This feature film basically comprises of a compilation of the works of a bunch special effects experts with a heavy tendency of coming up with destructive effects having a field day at the cost of a dumbfounded audience,which leads us to the sequence of events
1. Disaster
2. New scenery
3. New Disaster
4. Repeat steps 2 and 3 until the movie ends
And no I'm not joking with the above sequence, ask the director Roland Emmerich who's previous ground-breakers(quite literally) include 1000 b.c, The Day after Tomorrow, Godzilla and Independence Day (well what do you know, surprise surprise!!!!).
So lemme just say if you land up in a situation where someone's life depends on watching the movie, think about how much you really like the person, and then skip it!!!
hahahaha......nice
ReplyDeletevery true...
Unfortunately, I may still be dragged into watching this. Chintiman is hell bent on watching this. Why don't you have a go at him? ;)
ReplyDeleteha ha ha hear hear:))))!!!!
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